Tuesday, May 02, 2006

A post.....

I thought I should post and so I made up a post but I couldn't post on anything it had to be something so I brooded over nothing to get something out of everything........ Ok now enough of that crap (Sorry that was the result of knowing a person who freaks over a house fly - yes it is e-freak a.k.a my brother a.k.a Nishpish a.k.a whatever u call him)

As most of my posts were monotonously directed at my brother I thought that I should change the base .So I started with the previous posts which I, in anin's terms 'flicked from a forward' {I’m just givin' due credit' in Nishpish's terms}. But I COULDN"T > IT'S UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE!!.

(Man!! you should have known the fuss he created to tell your names)

HOW ABOUT WE START A CONSPIRACY AGAINST HIM!!

To self: *calm down**calm down**calm down**calm down*

*think**think**think**think*

Ok now here we go...

RED ANTS AND MOSQUITOES

With the summer season on all the ants -red, black, green and white have invaded the houses of 99% of the people present in the Indian Sub-Continent - especially mine - in the name of collecting food for the winter season but rather charging into clothes - especially mine .So each and every day my mission is to check each and every bit of cloth present in my home and search each and every corner of the house for the storage place of my dear fellow beings - the ants - the red ones.


With the story of the ants coming to an end we move on to the mosquitoes...


Mosquitoes - There is no introduction needed about this deadly creatures which stalk into your house every night sucking your blood and taking the life out of you. I didn't know why there were SOOO many in my house,'cause the mosquito repellants were on the doors and the windows were closed at 6:00 P.M sharp.


And then the worst happened. The red ants joint allies with the mosquitoes. My mother and me were DOOMED!!.I exclude my father as he does NOT switch on the fan, does NOT switch on any mosquito repellants and does NOT close the windows and covers himself totally with his bed sheet - how is he even able to live?? (We DONT have an AC either 'cause he thinks we should not live in so much comfort). That night, the battle had begun the ants were hidden under the bed sheets and attacked immediately as I slept on them. Seconds later the mosquitoes charged from their hiding places - The coat stand, The cloth shelf, The flower stand.Anywhere.Everywhere. We were stripped off our sleep and I moaned and groaned throughout the night and slept throughout the day.



And then, the following day, Me and My mom wiped the corners of our house with kerosene oil (for killing the red ants) and after thorough investigation the following day I found the answers to why the mosquitoes were being stubborn on staying- there was no liquid in "All Out". Great.Fantastic.And o'course Stupid.


23 Comments:

At 1:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

conspiracy? against me?
I SHALL UNLEASH THE FIRE V DROWS ON YOU!

and ya it was me who sent the red ants and mosquitoes as a warning..

DO NOT MESS WITH THE FREAK LORD!

 
At 1:17 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

lol anna nee inga vaa appo irukku da unakku vettu!

 
At 1:19 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

oh and I remember someone moaning and groaning in their blog about mosquitoes...

 
At 2:59 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

and anyways the " FIRE V DROW " only fights against comment moderations and word verifs , incase you didn't know....

 
At 4:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good one!
but really i pity you!no AC??? how do you manage to stay alive???

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger Paddyman said...

nishpish ! hehehehe !!

and i have a doubt..who is/was little angel, who is/was little devil and who is/was vidthege ?

 
At 10:08 PM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

@paddy
What happened to the Giant Koala?

Lil' devil = Lil' angel = nishpish's lil' sis

@ Varalaxmi

Thank you!WEll, at least Im in a better position than those on the streets

AND WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE CONSIPIRACY ??????

 
At 10:11 PM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

@paddy

and vithege is our cousin sister

 
At 11:03 PM, Blogger cosmogirl2100 said...

i have a doubt.

how can a mosquito be bothered by a mosquito???

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

hem...hem...

If you wanna know then come home and sleep here...you'll know the answer when it troubles you :p

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger varsha said...

the freak freaks over house flies?? :D

O and somehow this post brings back fond memories of 'the hum of insects' (It's a lesson in out english text).

 
At 5:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@me

THE FREAKLORD FREAKS1
HE doesnt get freaked!

 
At 5:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

and devil

DOnt tell me about Fire V Drows. I, the Freaklord shall use them for whatever purpose I deem fit!

I know they were created for and were very effective in
"The War against Word Verifs" but that doesnt mean i cant use them for other purposes..

 
At 5:54 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

@e-freak

well b4 you use 'em my advise would be to change it's name

watever...

@me

"E"-freak ... In Tamil housefly is "E" got it?

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

In case you knew it already I jus' felt the need to write the prev. comment which might spark the intrest within the ppl who read only the comment box :D

 
At 7:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

E-freak? who is that loser?

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

you, nishpish YOU!!

 
At 11:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

nishpish....house flies..eh!!brilliant!!!!
and abt your dad, i get roasted with the fan on... poor him....its getting soooooo hot in this swamp

 
At 6:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@anin
its not poor him.. its poor us.

 
At 6:48 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

yeah! exactly .. he doesn't even mind all that and forces us to switch of the fan

 
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At 12:12 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

lolzzz
"there was no liquid in "All Out". Great.Fantastic.And o'course Stupid."

hehe

lavi nee arivali nu theriyum adhukku evalo ariva :P :D

 
At 2:27 AM, Blogger The Little Angel said...

ellam un influence thaan Yami..
[:d] [/)]

 

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